Our Menu

• Cheese Bread

  $7.25

• Wings

  10 for $13.75

  Oven baked, not fried. Available in flavors including Mild, Hot, Jerk, Teriyaki, Thai, Ancient Chinese Secret, Bee Sting, Thai Dust, and Thaiyaki. Served with Thai, BBQ, or house-made dressing options where available.

• The Muthaload Nachos★ Squatch Favorite

  $11.50

  Chili nachos smothered in mozzarella and cheddar, covered with lettuce, tomatoes, black olives, jalapeños, taco sauce, and sour cream. You've hit the Mutha Load!

• Bruschetta

  $10.50

  Vine-ripe tomatoes, fresh basil, onions, cucumber, and feta cheese finished with balsamic glaze and pesto drizzle and served with toast points. Add Low Country grilled shrimp for $3.00.

• Toe Cheese

  $10.00

  Homemade pimiento cheese made with Ashe County cheddar, garnished with fresh jalapeños and red onion, and served with toasted baguette chips.

• Dough Nuggets — Butter & Parmesan

  $7.75

• Dough Nuggets — Honey & Cinnamon

  $7.75

• Dough Nuggets — Double Chocolate

  $8.25

• Chili Mac

  $9.00

  Chili and homemade mac and cheese all snuggled together in a bowl.

• Stuffed Portobello

  $10.25

  A portobello cap baked with garlic butter and stuffed with spinach, sun-dried tomatoes, artichoke hearts, melted mozzarella, and feta cheese. Served on a bed of spring mix with balsamic glaze.

• Hummus

  $9.50

  Served with toasted pita and fresh vegetables.

S = Small · B = Big

Ranch ain't free—careful how much you drink!

• Caesar Salad

  S $7.00B $10.00

  Romaine topped with croutons, shaved Parmesan, and Caesar dressing.

• House Salad

  S $5.50B $8.50

  Salad mix topped with mushrooms, mozzarella cheese, cucumbers, and vine-ripe tomatoes.

• The Popeye

  S $6.50B $9.50

  A bed of fresh spinach topped with mushrooms, vine-ripe tomatoes, pecan-smoked bacon, and shaved Parmesan cheese.

• Chef Salad

  S $7.00B $10.00

  Salad mix with mushrooms, onions, green peppers, mozzarella cheese, cucumbers, Ashe County Blue Marble cheese, ham, turkey, black olives, broccoli, and vine-ripe tomatoes.

• Greek Salad

  S $7.00B $10.00

  Salad mix with mushrooms, onions, green peppers, cucumbers, banana peppers, pepperoncini, feta cheese, black olives, and vine-ripe tomatoes.

• The Mediterranean

  S $7.00B $10.00

  Field greens layered with tomatoes, onions, fresh mozzarella, and fresh basil leaves in balsamic vinaigrette.

• Antipasto Salad

  S $7.50B $10.50

  Salad mix with mushrooms, onions, green peppers, banana peppers, artichoke hearts, broccoli, feta cheese, black olives, tomatoes, ham, pepperoni, and salami.

• Mountain to Sea Salad

  $14.50

  Romaine with onions, tomatoes, broccoli, cucumber, avocado, and pecan-smoked bacon, topped with grilled salmon, chow mein noodles, shaved Parmesan, and Caesar dressing.

All calzones are made with mozzarella cheese.

Extra Ingredients — $0.75 each

• Cheese Calzone

  $9.50

• Carolina Special Calzone

  $11.50

  Ashe County jalapeño jack cheese, spinach, mushrooms, garlic, and tomatoes.

• Chicken Calzone

  $11.00

  Chicken, mushrooms, onions, and green peppers.

• The "SC" Calzone

  $11.00

  Grilled steak, onions, mushrooms, and green peppers.

All sandwiches are toasted and available as a half or whole. Bread is fresh baked from Masada Bakery.

H = Half · W = Whole

• The Apple-achian★ Squatch Favorite

  H $8.25W $11.25

  Honey mustard, spring mix, vine-ripe tomatoes, grilled chicken, and organic Red Delicious apples, topped and baked with provolone and pecan-smoked bacon.

• TBA

  H $8.25W $11.25

  Mayo, lettuce, tomatoes, turkey, provolone, avocado, and pecan-smoked bacon.

• Carolina Club

  H $8.25W $11.25

  Mayo, lettuce, tomatoes, turkey, ham, pecan-smoked bacon, provolone, and onions.

• Meatballs

  H $8.50W $12.00

  Marinara, meatballs, grilled onions, and mushrooms smothered in mozzarella.

• Grilled Chicken

  H $8.50W $12.00

  Mayo, lettuce, tomatoes, marinated chicken, grilled onions, mushrooms, and green peppers covered in provolone.

• The "SC"

  H $8.50W $12.00

  Mayo, lettuce, tomatoes, grilled steak, grilled onions, mushrooms, and green peppers covered in provolone.

• The Italian Job

  H $8.50W $12.00

  Pesto mayo, spring mix, tomatoes, ham, salami, and pepperoni topped with fresh mozzarella, grilled onions, and banana peppers, drizzled with balsamic vinaigrette.

• "The Jerk" Chicken

  H $8.50W $12.00

  Pesto mayo, grilled spinach, mushrooms, onions, green peppers, pineapple, and spicy jerk chicken covered in feta cheese.

• Grilled Shrimp Po' Boy

  H $8.50W $12.00

  Spicy Thousand Island dressing, spinach, tomatoes, grilled shrimp, and onions with melted Ashe County jalapeño jack cheese.

• Buffalo Chicken Ranch

  H $8.50W $12.00

  Fresh grilled chicken smothered in wing sauce, lettuce, tomatoes, onions, pecan-smoked bacon, melted Ashe County jalapeño jack cheese, and ranch.

• Grilled Chicken Parm

  H $8.50W $12.00

  Fresh grilled chicken smothered in marinara and mozzarella.

• Chucktown BLT

  $13.50

  Grilled salmon, romaine lettuce, tomatoes, pecan-smoked bacon, jalapeño jack cheese, and honey mustard on an onion roll.

Available small, medium, or large. S = Small · M = Medium · L = Large

Half-and-half pizzas available.

Gluten-free dough available for a $5 upcharge.

• Meat Camp

  S $13.00M $21.50L $25.50

  Meatballs, chicken, salami, pepperoni, Italian sausage, ground beef, ham, and pecan-smoked bacon.

• Carolina Loco★ Squatch Favorite

  S $13.50M $21.50L $25.50

  Black bean base with Ashe County jalapeño jack and cheddar cheeses, beef, onions, lettuce, vine-ripe tomatoes, sour cream, and taco sauce.

• Pop Goes the Jalapeño

  S $13.50M $21.50L $25.50

  Cream-cheese base, mozzarella, cheddar, Ashe County jalapeño jack, pecan-smoked bacon, fresh jalapeños, and hot-sauce drizzle.

• Cheezus Crust Superstar

  S $13.50M $21.50L $25.50

  A cheese lover's paradise with shredded mozzarella, Ashe County jalapeño jack and blue marble, cheddar, feta, and fresh mozzarella.

• Margarita Pizza

  S $13.50M $21.50L $25.50

  Olive-oil and garlic base covered with mozzarella, fresh basil, vine-ripe tomatoes, and a salted rim.

• Carolina Mountaineer

  S $14.00M $22.50L $26.50

  Roni, mushrooms, onions, green peppers, ground beef, Italian sausage, ham, pecan-smoked bacon, vine-ripe tomatoes, black olives, and extra cheese.

• Carolina Squatch★ Squatch Favorite

  S $13.50M $21.50L $25.50

  MEAT! MEAT! MEAT! Roni, Italian sausage, ground beef, ham, and pecan-smoked bacon.

• The Great White Pie

  S $13.50M $21.50L $25.50

  Olive-oil and garlic base covered with sun-dried tomatoes, mozzarella, onions, vine-ripe tomatoes, provolone, and feta.

• The Washout

  S $14.50M $22.50L $26.50

  A gnarly combination of BBQ chicken, ham, pineapple, onions, pecan-smoked bacon, and cheese.

• Big Trouble in Little China

  S $14.50M $22.50L $26.50

  A tangy honey-mustard base with mozzarella, grilled steak, broccoli, and onions mixed in a spicy Thai sauce with sesame-seed crust brushed with honey.

• Carolina Cheezburger

  S $14.50M $22.50L $26.50

  A backyard cookout in your mouth: mustard and ketchup base loaded with ground beef, pickles, onions, pecan-smoked bacon, cheddar, lettuce, and vine-ripe tomatoes with Thousand Island drizzle.

• Tree Hugger

  S $14.50M $22.50L $26.50

  Sun-dried tomatoes, spinach, artichoke hearts, mushrooms, green peppers, broccoli, garlic, banana peppers, vine-ripe tomatoes, black olives, mozzarella, and feta.

• BBQ Chicken

  S $14.50M $22.50L $26.50

  BBQ-sauce base with BBQ chicken, onions, pecan-smoked bacon, mozzarella, and cheddar.

• Jamaicame Crazy

  S $14.50M $22.50L $26.50

  Olive-oil and garlic base, mozzarella, spinach, mushrooms, onions, green peppers, pineapple, and jerk chicken topped with feta.

• Psychadeliciousness

  S $14.50M $22.50L $26.50

  Pesto base, mozzarella, spinach, garlic, portobello mushrooms, chicken, jalapeños, onions, and vine-ripe tomatoes.

• #99 Tuff Huff

  S $14.00M $22.00L $26.00

  Wing-sauce base, chicken, grilled onions, Ashe County Blue Marble cheese, Ashe County cheddar, pecan-smoked bacon, and ranch drizzle.

• Sum Yung Guy

  S $14.50M $22.50L $26.50

  Honey-mustard base, grilled chicken, onions, carrots, and broccoli marinated in Thaiyaki glaze and topped with sesame seeds and chow mein noodles.

Some premium ingredients may count as two ingredients. Confirm current pricing with the restaurant.

• Cheese Pizza

  S · 10" $9.50M · 14" $15.25L · 16" $17.25

• Extra Ingredient

  S $0.75M $1.50L $1.95